ZACH MADE ME DO THIS
october 1st: i'm cOMIN OUTTA MY GRAVE AND I BEEN DOIN JUST FINE

profoundboner:

bpdlevi:

"you’re obsessed with your mental illness"

i know right? it’s almost like it impacts every part of my life

"it’s all in your head"

I know right? it’s almost like it’s a mental illness

officialunitedstates:

you’re waiting on the side of the street for your bus.  cars line up on the street in front of you.  it’s a red light.  it turns green. 1 second passes. HONK goes a car.  A loud honking from a mean old lady in the red sedan.  its warm and theres an egg in your hand.  scared, you grasp it tightly.  it cracks and the yolk falls a few centimeters from your shoe.  desperately, in tears, you reach down to scoop back the innards into the shell

fygirlcrush:

officialjeffgoldblum:

i cannot believe this

Somebody help please I’ve fallen and I can’t get up

fartgallery:

goat saw my crackers & demanded sacrifice

spikespiegell:

*hears one second of sound from a lotr movie* are you watching lord of the rings