this oatmeal has god damn dinosaur eggs in it and then when you cook it THE DINOSAURS FUCKIN HATCH IM SO PUMPED
Was this post made in 1996?
"BLESS THIS POST"
"WHY DOESNT THIS HAVE MORE NOTES"
"finally someone said it"
finally someone said it omg bless this post i’m reblogging again because it’s back why doesn’t it have more notes omg
when you’re running late & getting ready but bae wants some before you leave
When someone lies to you but you already know the truth
Coming soon, to a theatre near you. [bitfiend]
IN A WORLD
where only MS Paint has survived.
THIS STRANGER JUST OPENED MY FRONT DOOR PETTED MY DOG SAW ME AND LEFT
i just met my step-brother for the first time
i couldn’t make this up even if i tried